// a guide to terminology as used by western males of the species//

prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

(Source: societyghost, via rorypondwaited)

When the girl’s mom thinks her daughter is ugly because she’s fat. Kai hits something out of frustration while lay just stares at the mom in shock.

(Source: seehuns, via linggluu)

thealexandriaarchives:

Korean soaps are a thing of beauty.

(Source: eveningflares, via luhanstesticles)

commandersass:

*witty line*

*drops drumsticks**jumps out of plane*

aka Steve Rogers sasses a woman and then flees - a trilogy

(via notenuf)

// Who is Seme? Uke?//

roxyschoiceass:

Seme: Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius
Uke: Pisces, Virgo, Libra, Cancer, Aquarius, Taurus

(via the-dude-will-not-abide)

(Source: particleb0red, via linggluu)

tyleroakley:

poorprovincialtown:

editingatwork:

musical-treasures:

So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.

This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3

Simon’s face says “I like it against my will.”

IT’S EVERYTHING I EVER DREAMED

YES TO MORE ACTUAL TALENT IN SINGING COMPETITIONS.

(via the-dude-will-not-abide)

Marvel Sequels: No One Ever Gets a Haircut

(Source: xavierstea, via fluffalos)

gaytable:

(warning, MAJOR spoilers)

(Source: mhysas, via teddyjong)

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

(via hyruleepona)

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